What’s that across the street?  Shhh.  It’s a space-van!  An lovingly crafted, homemade space-van because ‘MERICA.  You can’t make this stuff up.

In case you have assumed it might have actually flown here from outer space, closer inspection suggests it was built piece by piece in a garage in the Bronx to strike fear into the hearts of North Koreans who are also making “drones” out of model airplanes and Canon EOS Rebels.   The only way this thing could get any more sci-fi and spaceship-y is if it had gullwing doors…

USA Freedom 1

Oh, shit!  Your move, Kim Jong.