If I were in Texas and came across a beat up 1990 Cadillac Coupe Deville wearing giant goddamn bullhorns I’d worry the person who owns it is:
1. big
2. armed
3. angry with me for being a peckerwood
4. nearby
But this one has New York plates that say HOWLIN 1 and it was parked outside my apartment in Brooklyn. I’ll assume this car’s owner is armed with only a sense of humor.
